Last Saturday as my wife and I were leaving to go to her youngest son’s wedding our neighbors, Larry and Connie, from up the street came driving by. Larry slowed the car up and asked where in the world we were going all dress up like we were. I answered “Aw, we’re going to go get married”! Larry slammed on the breaks and said DO WHAT? I said wait a minute, I think I said that wrong.
For this wedding I went to Men’s Warehouse to purchase my suit. I told the two, rather effeminate young men that I wanted a good suit that I only intended to wear twice; Once for this wedding and the next time when they put me in the ground! I paid high dollar for suit, shirt, tie, shoes, tie bar, and a couple of other accessories. Imagine my state of mind when I went to put on this really nice shirt only to find that it was a size too small. I went to the wedding wearing a high dollar suit and a $17 Wal-Mart shirt!
As we were waiting for the cash register to quit rolling up the numbers for this suit purchase my wife looked at the ever increasing length of the ticket and made the remark; I’m not going to bury you in this suit. I’m going to bury you in your fishing clothes and sell this suit on E-Bay to pay for your funeral!
