My wife just told me that I need to fish more.  When I asked why, she said it costs 3X as much to have me at home buying stuff or going to BPS as it takes diesel and gasoline to have me at the lake.

So I guess I'll be fishing more just to save money.

My wife just tells me to leave cause i bug her once in awhile.

I do it on purpose most of the time and it works.....
As long as she doesn't read this she won't know.

I think thats one thing I will never hear from my wife.

Yup,..not too often (since I go a lot anyway...) but every once in a while my wife will actually say that I should go fishing!  Mainly it's after I've spent some time doing something for her,...or if she's got plans with others that don't include me,....but it's mighty enjoyable to hear those words regardless!

Mine has recently become self employed at home so she is always ready for me to vacate and go fish.

My ex-wife used to tell me to go fishing all the time, but that was only so her boyfriend could come over 

 

My wife wanted to go with me and lay in the sun, well it's very hard to fish while she's laying down there in a bikini, so I leave her at home now so I can fish and not stare

When my wife wore bikinis, I took her night fishing.

Good idea Jig Man, but on Lake Tuscaloosa you have to leave all your lights on at night and that makes it tough to wear a bikini at night, Mosquitoes and bugs to bad.